Quick, somebody flip this into a beat ...

Luciano Michelini - Frolic

Just for kicks, the theme song to "Curb Your Enthusiasm." Someone could spit over that, like Ghostface. The Clipse could make it into a drug song, "Curb Your .. uh, addiction." Whatever. Big Pun was on a song with the "Night Court" theme, so this can't be THAT spacey of an idea.